Jokes Page

Short jokes to tell your friends

Q. How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
A. Hide it's trainers

Q. What is the difference between a train engineer and a teacher?
A. One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

Q. Doctor,I had to come to see you as I've got a little sty.
A. Well you'd better go buy a little pig for it then... Next!

Q. Why didn't the sailors play a game of cards? A. Because the captain was sitting on the deck

Q. What did the rabbit say when there were only thistles to eat?
A. Thistle have to do

Q.What should do you do if your computer starts to hum?
A. Tell it to change its socks

The policeman couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the woman drive past him busily knitting. He quickily drove up beside her, opened his window & shouted to her 'pullover'. 'No' she shouted back 'wooly socks'

Q. Which is fastest, Hot or Cold? - A. Hot of course, it's easy to catch a Cold

Q. Why has he been staring at the bottle of orange squash for so long?
A. Because it says on the lable 'concentrate'

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